NIGEL FARAGE-He isn't much good at Brexiting Milkshakes is he? will the fella who threw it be charged with Assault with a Dairy Weapon?

"ROYAL MAIL TO LAUNCH PARCEL POSTBOXES" Very handy that for sending your Huawei phone back ?

"MRS MAY TO MAKE BOLD OFFER" is she going to turn 2 into 1?

"Jeremy and Teresa Just Couldn't Agree" not unsuprizingly even in her bright red jacket so Brexit?..It Goes On

Manchester United reveal next years kit early which doesn't look a whole lot different from this years kit and the years before infact but im sure...Manchester United reveal next years kit early which doesn't look a whole lot different from this years kit and the years before infact but im sure diehard United fans will hand over the money in the club shop..We don't have have this sort of money go round problem at Portsmouth unless the Sponsor changes....And in advance for tonight "Play Up Pompey". Show more

"JEREMY KYLE SHOW AXED"...Another disgruntled guest?

"The Best Moments of the BAFTA Awards"...the end credits??

Another "Tutankhamun Discovered"you dont have to go on the back of a camel to find this one its the Saxon equivalent in "Southend On Sea" round the back...Another "Tutankhamun Discovered"you dont have to go on the back of a camel to find this one its the Saxon equivalent in "Southend On Sea" round the back of Aldi`s Special Offers[Now you know where their garden furniture comes from!] inside the Tomb amongst the Odd bit of Gold and Silver they also found a 6th century "Kiss Me Quick" Hat a white handbag and a ticket to the Kursal Show more

"Missing Part of Stonehenge Returned"!....The Cement?

"Winnie The Pooh`s Wood On Fire!"

Has Winnie had a "Wood" row that's got out of hand with Rupert Bear?

Olympic Canoeist Etienne Stott Arrested at Climate Change protest...Sounds like a man who wanted to "Rock the Boat",,

Amir Khan-t ?

BBC News-"ECO Warrior Glues himself to Train". Apparently it took Police nearly an hour to Remove him meaning over an hours delay for the...BBC News-"ECO Warrior Glues himself to Train". Apparently it took Police nearly an hour to Remove him meaning over an hours delay for the train,,,,On Southern Rail that's Considered an improvement!..Send More Glue. Show more

Mr Macron has promised to rebuild Notre Dame cathederal! On his Own???? i think its because hes very attracted to much older things...for an example...Mr Macron has promised to rebuild Notre Dame cathederal! On his Own???? i think its because hes very attracted to much older things...for an example [Mrs Macron] Show more

"Notre Dame" Cathederal is a Blaze! Esmerelda left the spin dryer on to long !! The hunchback is a up there "The Bells,The Bells Save the Bells" \