No more plastic straws or cotton buds from today Have they banned ear wax..

Stanley Johnson`s back from his house clean up in Greece...And shopping for mask`s.

Yeh man "AeroRange",Did he miss anyone Female out..

Yeh Man Donald "A Trump with the hump" ...

"BUILD, BUILD,BETTER" Boris.Bricklayer`s dont need "A" Levels but spirit levels come in handy..

Will the FIREWORK CODE be ORANGUTAN`S arms lengths this year..

Dublin now has a Chinese Mayor "Hazel Chu" Mayor Chu,, all we need now is a Chinese Centre forward...in view of current arrangements it wont be "Tea...Dublin now has a Chinese Mayor "Hazel Chu" Mayor Chu,, all we need now is a Chinese Centre forward...in view of current arrangements it wont be "Tea for Chu and Chu for tea" Show more

The PM appeared and will now Disappear until there`s GOOD NEWS to convey in the meantime Hancock`s Half Hour will return along with Dominic Rabb...The PM appeared and will now Disappear until there`s GOOD NEWS to convey in the meantime Hancock`s Half Hour will return along with Dominic Rabb ,Grant Shapps and anybody else who`s passing the cabinet office to convey the BAD News..but when things get better just like a rub on Aladdin`s Lam Boris will magically be back Show more

the "COLSDON HALL"a famous old Concert Venue [ I have a TREX Damned Gig poster from 1977 in the collection] will now be known as the "Bristol...the "COLSDON HALL"a famous old Concert Venue [ I have a TREX Damned Gig poster from 1977 in the collection] will now be known as the "Bristol Beacon" Because the fella who paid for the place and went for a dip in the Local Harbour and sunk had Slave trader connections... Show more

Its now "LABOUR.A NEW LEADERSHIP" Which is a slight variation on the old one which was a "Sinking ShiP"

5O years ago JIMI HENDRIX went from a Fender to a Harp on a very good watchtower Here on the I.O.W we have a statue in honour of him that hasnt been...5O years ago JIMI HENDRIX went from a Fender to a Harp on a very good watchtower Here on the I.O.W we have a statue in honour of him that hasnt been pulled down ]We are very progressive here its not all Retired BBC folk, boats and coloured sand] i
i expect there will be a few things adorning that statue ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
."If Six was Nine" Show more

"BARBADOS TO REMOVE QUEEN AS HEAD OF STATE" They are going to have very small stamps instead ...

REMEMBER THE RULE OF SIX
1]Sending your children to school with 6oo other kids ]That`s fine]
2]Sitting in a pub with 6o other people youve NEVER met...REMEMBER THE RULE OF SIX
1]Sending your children to school with 6oo other kids ]That`s fine]
2]Sitting in a pub with 6o other people youve NEVER met ]That`s fine]
3]in a front room with 6 of your own family...]Your in Trouble]
And the Home Secretary now wants you to
Report your own Neighbours ie spy on them ,,its getting a bit sinister isnt it Show more

"Gary Lineker and Zoe Ball Highest Earners at The BBC" ,,We know Gary gives all of his away to the Red Cross but what exactly does Zoe Ball do for her..."Gary Lineker and Zoe Ball Highest Earners at The BBC" ,,We know Gary gives all of his away to the Red Cross but what exactly does Zoe Ball do for her £1 million a year other than present a failing Breakfast show on BBC2 and mouth off on that very Tired old Strictly Dancing Rubbish.." Show more

Looks like they are now shooting people with "Crossbows" in London to go with Stabbings and shootings every weekend they must of robbed the Richard...Looks like they are now shooting people with "Crossbows" in London to go with Stabbings and shootings every weekend they must of robbed the Richard III props dept.at the Old Vic...Mayor Khan`s Heart will be venturing out once again Show more