"YOUNG DRIVERS TO FACE NIGHT TIME BAN" Now that's going to work isn't it..

There you go BAYLIS you Have the GOLF! The last time you had "The Golf" Van Morrison was walking around in shorts with a Recorder and Thin Lizzy...There you go BAYLIS you Have the GOLF! The last time you had "The Golf" Van Morrison was walking around in shorts with a Recorder and Thin Lizzy were Wafer-Thin Lizzy watch out for Scottish Fishing Fellas scooping up wayward Golf Balls,,might be a first too for the crowd for a while? an "orderly assembly"? Show more

"Don`s" been Tweeting or twittering or whatever he does once again and upset "The SQUAD" [Not unlike Fabio Capello infact] and Iran`s lost a..."Don`s" been Tweeting or twittering or whatever he does once again and upset "The SQUAD" [Not unlike Fabio Capello infact] and Iran`s lost a Tanker...which is now probably a luxury cruise ship off Uzbekistan.. Show more

Northern Ireland and the netball Dont worry about balls in nets catch more Fish in them and allude the Scotts..

Columbian[Arent they all] Caught smuggling Cocaine under his "Syrup"!That was some Powdering of your wig..

"INDIA ABORTS MOON MISSION"..they couldn't get Three astronauts and a Bhangra Band into a Hindustan

EASY RIDER was released on this day in the USA in 1969..One of our local Flick houses is showing the full filmt tonightit should be interesting? of...EASY RIDER was released on this day in the USA in 1969..One of our local Flick houses is showing the full filmt tonightit should be interesting? of course ive seen the film but never at the cinema with cinemasound interesting to hear if the soundtrack still stands up after 50 years and Phill Spector with his own hair and FREE! Show more

PETER CROUCH Retires! Football has lost a Giraffe...…….

NOEL GALLAGHER [Managing a sentence without an expletive] says "Scotland is like a Third World Country!" Do they get Red Cross parcels and visits...NOEL GALLAGHER [Managing a sentence without an expletive] says "Scotland is like a Third World Country!" Do they get Red Cross parcels and visits from George Clooney up there..?? Show more

England if you want to get to finals you don't have to pinch Australian Hungarians or appoint bucket jawed ex Man Untd defenders who still fail no...England if you want to get to finals you don't have to pinch Australian Hungarians or appoint bucket jawed ex Man Untd defenders who still fail no you have to have the Forsight to appoint an IRISHMAN to get you there all the best Eion! Show more

"MAN ARRESTED OVER PALACE BREAK IN"..Lord Lucan forgot his key??

All the Very Best to the England Cricket team at Edgbaston tomorrow Especially after having the forsight to put a "Dublin Man" in charge of the show
...All the Very Best to the England Cricket team at Edgbaston tomorrow Especially after having the forsight to put a "Dublin Man" in charge of the show
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The very Last VW Dub Beetle has rolled off the line including that modern version on steroids Adolf Hitlers only ever valuable contribution to the...The very Last VW Dub Beetle has rolled off the line including that modern version on steroids Adolf Hitlers only ever valuable contribution to the masses The early ones shook more than Angela Merkel Bit like the Mini most people owned one at one point usually Geography Teachers Vegetarians and old bats at the Library with the exceptions of Cornwall seafronts in the early 1990s with surf boards strapped to the roof or in my case a Surf board amongst lengths of Copper piping but it mobilized the masses even Jurgen Clinsman when in North London [Remember Him] Farewell the VW Beetle.. Show more

Angela Merkel`s doing Richter scale impressions again..

JOHANNA KONTA the Hungarian, Australian, Britt[So far] is out of that over hyped ball and racket tournament at Wimbledon so all her fans cann ow go...JOHANNA KONTA the Hungarian, Australian, Britt[So far] is out of that over hyped ball and racket tournament at Wimbledon so all her fans cann ow go back to their local Church Hall Wi`s and continue making Jam.. Show more