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Obedience

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Obedience was created by baylis

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo."
The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!"
The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."
1 year 7 months ago #26

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The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, but was very stingy.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!" 

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. 

Her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with 
your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket
with him." 


"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check... . If he can cash it, then he can spend 
it."
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A man wants a pet

A man wants a pet. So he visits his local pet shop and inquires . 

Man: “I want an obedient pet. One that would do anything I ask of it no matter what”. 
The store clerk: “I know exactly what you need”.

The clerk steps out back for a few minutes and returns with a tiny box containing a centipede. 

Man: “A centipede, really?” 
Clerk: “Yes, trust me” 
Man: “Sold!”

The man takes his new pet back home and immediately starts giving orders.

Man: “I am going to go cook in the kitchen. I would like you to clean this entire living room. Make it spic and span.”

After the man finished cooking and eating, he returns to his living in the most well-kept state it has ever been. Dusting, organizing, and everything in between was taken care of. He is amazed. 

Man: “Okay, that was really cool. Now I want you to do the same for the kitchen” 

After relaxing on the couch, he checks on the kitchen to find it in a perfect state of cleanliness as well. He just couldn’t believe how amazing this centipede was.

One Sunday morning, he tasks the centipede to go out and get the newspaper. The centipede steps outside to fetch it.

10 minutes go by...
30 minutes...
1 hour...

Impatient and confused, the man steps outside to see the centipede still at the front of the door with no newspaper

Man: “Where’s my newspaper?! It’s been an hour!!”
Centipede: “I AM STILL PUTTING MY SHOES ON!!!”
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